Moral : No matter how attentively you listen to a woman, you are gonna get it wrong.

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
watching his wife, who was looking at herself
in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far
off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be twenty six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .. On the morning of her Birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to her to the most happening pub where he ordered and danced body to body Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being 26 again? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed . 'I meant my waist size, you Retard!!!!' Moral of the story: No matter how attentively you listen to a woman, you are gonna get it wrong.