Question: Why the legal age for voting is 18 & for marriage 21 years? Ans: Desh sambhalna biwi sambhalney se asaan hai. Read more »
27 April 2013
Funny Quetion: M.B.B.S Final Year Exam Question...
M.B.B.S Final Year Exam Question... If A Lady Faints, First Check Her "PU_S_" Only Those Students Who Wrote &quo... Read more »
24 April 2013
Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can?t answer this question I feel shy?! Te... Read more »
23 April 2013
Student SMS: Hard- work is like stairs and luck is like lift sometime lift may...
Hard- work is like stairs and luck is like lift sometime lift may fail. but stairs will always take you to the top Read more »
Wedding SMS: Best Wishes on Your Marriage!
May you grow in love and friendship through the years listening, learning, leaving room for change Yet always close enough to whispe... Read more »
3 Three Idiot
This happened during Admin recruiting session for the FB page Rancho - *Smiling* Teacher- Aap Muskura kyu rahe hain? Rancho - Bo... Read more »
Funny SMS: Jitna ragdogi utna bada hota jaiga...
Class kay blackboard par penis likha hua tha. Teacher nay ragad kar mita diya. Agle din or bada penis tha. Teacher nay fir raga... Read more »
HUSBAND & WIFE:-Insaan ko banane k liye..
Raat ko 3 tarah k log jaagte hai BHOOT:-Insaan ko darane k liye MACHCHAR:-Insaan ko satane k liye Aur.. HUSBAND & WIFE:-I... Read more »
Student SMS: Then they kissed each other n said, this is multiplication.
A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her, again he kissed her n said, this is addition. then the girl kissed him n said,... Read more »
Good Evening SMS:
Aaj Sirf Gud evening... kyoki aaj maine abhi abhi pee li hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . "SPRITE" "isliye ... Read more »
FaceBook SMS: . Is Liye FB use Karo . "DEAR"
Wo Kehti Hai: . Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR" . Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR" . Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR" . Bat... Read more »
Wo pal bhar ki narazgiya, aur maan b jana pal bhar me, Ab khud se b ruthu to, kuch log bahut yad aate hai...
Jab yad ka kissa kholu to, kuch log bahut yad aate hai, Main guzre pal ko sochu to, kuch log bahut yad aate hai, Ab jane kon si n... Read more »
I AM WISHING U A very very Lovely G O O D MORNING..
Suraj ki hui hai INCOMING.. Chand ho gaya hai OUTGOING.. Hawao ko nhi lagta hai ROAMING.. I AM WISHING U A very very Lovely G ... Read more »
SMS: main kaise so jaaun aapko kahe bina GOOD NIGHT..
Chand ka colour hai white, rat ko chamakta hai bright, hm ko deta hai mast mast light, main kaise so jaaun aapko kahe bina GOOD... Read more »
22 April 2013
You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia?
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott... Read more »
Cockroach and Landlord
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: ... Read more »
Animal SMS: She finally got back on the horse
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her forehead o... Read more »
Animal SMS: Clever Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. H... Read more »
Nice Line: 15 steps, 1 girl slipped & fell
It was a Sports Stadium. 8 girls were standing on a track for racing. Ready! Steady! Bang! With sound of Pistol all girls star... Read more »
Nice Line SMS:
Every bad situation wil have something positive... Even a Stopped Clock Shows Correct Time Twice A Day. Think Of This & Lead yo... Read more »
You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia?
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott Count... Read more »
You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia?
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott... Read more »
Dangerous Animal Squarrel
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joes first time ever hunting, so he was following Bobs lead. Bob saw a s... Read more »
Animal SMS: A man and an elephant
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?" Read more »
Animal Jokes : Funny Parrot
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how ... Read more »
Motivational SMS: Nothing is easy when you are lazy about it
"Every thing is easy,when you are crazy about it & Nothing is easy when you are lazy about it"...:( Read more »
Funny SMS: Do u love me just coz my father ...
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money! Read more »
Motivational SMS: future can give u back your lost things.
"Do not count what u have lost, Just see what u have now.. Bcoz past never comes back, but sometimes future can give u back... Read more »
Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now? Read more »
21 April 2013
Moral : No matter how attentively you listen to a woman, you are gonna get it wrong.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not f... Read more »
Angry Birds SMS : If newly weds are called "Love Birds".
If newly weds are called "Love Birds". What do you call the couples married for years? . . . . . . "Angry Birds&... Read more »
SMS: Marriage Is A Relationship In Which 1 Person Is Always Right And The Other Is Always Husband.
Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree. Marriage Is A Relationship In Which 1 Person Is Always Right And... Read more »
Quote: GuD MorninG Frnzzz.. Tke cre..
CONFIDENT QUOTE: WheNever you feel that you failed, say these words, "I'M NOT FAILED, MY SUCCESS JUST POSTPONED.." Gu... Read more »
Funny SMS: Height of smartness In a cricket match of IPL 2013
Height of smartness: In a cricket match, 1 beautiful girl made Indian flag on her cheeks. A smart boy came and kissed her cheeks &... Read more »
Dirty SMS: Girl: we also sell condom
Girl: sorry sir you can't smoke here Customer: but i bought the cigarettes from your shop? Girl: we also sell condom, you ca... Read more »
Funny SMS: Baby: Itna pyara tha tho KHA kyu gayi?
Innocence at it's best: Ek chota baby apni pregnant Mummy se puchta hai, isme kya hai? Mummy: Isme pyara baby hai. Baby: Itna ... Read more »
Dirty SMS: NUTS meant DRYFRUIT, 69 was just a NUMBER
I went to school and was told: PUSSY meant a CAT SEX meant GENDER BITCH was a FEMALE DOG DICK was a NAME BANG was a SOUND RUBBER ... Read more »
Dirty SMS: Agar Gandhi Ji ke Time Me AIDS Hota To Kya Hota...?
Agar Gandhi Ji ke Time Me AIDS Hota To Kya Hota...? . . . GUES? . . . . Ek Aur Bandar Niche Hath Laga k Betha Hota Aur Keh... Read more »
20 April 2013
*"Smile*" On Your *"Lips*":- ***GOOD MORNING***
*"Always*" Welcome a New Day With a *"Smile*" On Your *"Lips*":- ***GOOD MORNING*** Read more »
Good Morning SMS : *"Smile*" On Your *"Lips*":- ***GOOD MORNING***
*"Always*" Welcome a New Day With a *"Smile*" On Your *"Lips*":- ***GOOD MORNING*** Read more »
Good Day SMS: They are all saying Happy Sunday.
Look outside and see the birds trying to talk to u, The tree waving for u, The wind blowing for u. I sent them to deliver a me... Read more »
Good Morning SMS : Hear "MY HEART" that saying GOOD MORNING to u.
LOOK the SUN that is Rising for u. LOOK the Sky that is Shining for u. LISTEN the birds these are Singing for u. Hear "MY ... Read more »
Hindi Englih Good Morning sMs: Early morning Khushiyon ka Mela.
Early morning Khushiyon ka Mela. Na people ki Parwah, Na world ka Jhamela. Birds ka Sangeet Or wheather Albela Mubarak ho Aa... Read more »
Tongue Twister SMS : I Know that you know that i know what you don't think i know but.....
I Know that you know that i know what you don't think i know but i know that you know that i know what you know that i kno... Read more »
Tongue Twister SMS : Trouble is not a trouble Trouble wont trouble you!
Trouble is not a trouble Trouble wont trouble you! if u trouble a trouble trouble will trouble u double trouble!! Read more »
Good Day and Night SMS: The tree waving for u, The wind blowing for u.
Look outside and see the birds trying to talk to u, The tree waving for u, The wind blowing for u. I sent them to deliver a m... Read more »
Good SMS: Send a warm morning greeting!
One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, Someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! ... Read more »
Good Morning SMS : Hi, Open the door i m coming to wish you
_____ ,,;*;*;, /____/,\ ,;*;*;*;*;, I_::_II;:Il,,_")("_ !!!!!!!!!!!!!?_?!!!!!!!!!!!. Hi, Open the door i m coming ... Read more »
19 April 2013
Funny Good Night SMS: Wishing u G O O D .....
()""() ( 'o' ) Hi! (")(") Wishing u G O O D Morning G O O D Afternoon G O O D Evening G... Read more »
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